Dog with a Vanity Purse

Dog with a vanity purse

Went to Hydra-bath

Dog had a bath

Dog had a terrible bath

A dog terrible bath

Dog did a towel-y 

Dog did a howl-y

Dog went to temple

Dog did a beg-gy

Dog earned no money

Dog did a curse-y

Dog took a train

Dog popped some peanuts

Dog enjoyed the scenery

Dog was caught by TC

And scooped with a crane

Dog was so much dumped-y

Dog was depressed grumpy

Dog went to parlour

Dog was welcomed royally

Dog was given trimming

Dog was given facial

Dog opened the vanity bag

Dog promptly took to make-up

Dog was loved by the ladies

Dog was given no peace

And when they chanted "bikini wax"

Dog took a whole, huge dump-y

Microscopic feces hanging to butt hair

Dog now had only a place to go

Dog, good dog, with a vanity purse

Promptly hounded to Hydra-bath

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Chandni Girija

April 29, 2021

Day 29 of 30 | 30 Poems in 30 Days | National Poetry Writing Month #napowrimo